Growing up outside of ft worth, bakon had a typical suburban upbringing – playing soccer and baseball after school, hanging out with friends. Then he found comedy. He began performing in High School and continued through college hosting several birthday parties and social gathering . After he found out that his comedy was not paying the bills he applied to a law enforcement school, but he convinced his parents to let him defer his enrollment for a year so he could have more time to tune in his comedy abilities. Living in granbury he worked at a variety of jobs during the day to support his comedy performances at night. Within a years, he developed his unique style – “of a variety of comedy styles that are much like the raps of The Beastie Boys,” said his mom. His comedy accepts the reality of being fat but does not use it as a crutch. “Instead,” notes his mom, “he work with his physical and mental similarities and correspondences, his status as one of the funniest men in Texas.” His comedy quickly attracted the attention of many, many girls looking to date him and take him off the market. then he came up with “88 love st.” – a sitcom format based around bakon and his friend mikes characters living in New York City. The format allowed the team to work into the plot live comedy performance, comedic characters and short films by other performers. The show has not been picked up by any network yet but is one of the best thing he has ever did. In the last three years, bakon has been watching a lot of television showes of people performing stand-up comedy in their own half hour special on Comedy Central, and guests on “Late Night with Conan O’Brien” on NBC, “The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborne” on CBS, Late Friday on NBC, “Premium Blend” on Comedy Central, and HBO’s “Comedy Showcase with Louie Anderson. He loved those shows. Bakon currently reside in Granbury.Tumblr (3.0; @bakon2k6)http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ww3GTNv9hHk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ww3GTNv9hHk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://switchblades.tumblr.com/post/148761792" target="_blank">switchblades</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bandwagonpete.tumblr.com/post/148736124/g-i-joe-body-massage" target="_blank">bandwagonpete</a>:</p> <blockquote>g.i. joe - body massage</blockquote> <p>My favorite one of the series and I will reblog it every time.</p> <p>Body Massage.</p> </blockquote>http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/148780840http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/148780840Sat, 25 Jul 2009 02:58:09 -0500<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/FdtRlFnawq5gg4zqGG7b8QIZo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ohryankelley.com/post/145699901/her" target="_blank">ohryankelley</a>:</p> <blockquote><b>Her?</b></blockquote>http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/145808916http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/145808916Mon, 20 Jul 2009 23:03:05 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aRBg-xyQeiU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aRBg-xyQeiU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://log.scifihifi.com/post/140784080/harrison-ford-loves-kirin-beer-via-tmblg-i" target="_blank">buzzandersen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://tmblg.com/post/140685721/harrison-ford-loves-kirin-beer" target="_blank">Harrison Ford Loves Kirin Beer</a></strong></p> <p>(via <a href="http://tmblg.com/" target="_blank">tmblg</a>)</p> <p>I can’t stop watching this clip—especially the bizarre moment where Ford’s beer is poured and he seems almost overwhelmed with delight. I’m imagining some definite “Lost in Translation”-style direction going on here.</p> </blockquote>http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/141163437http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/141163437Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:40:12 -0500<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/t3NtzWEBZpv258rkYrEfUWDEo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.davebc.com/post/140914802/things-rick-astley-will-never-do-t-shirt-via" target="_blank">chartier</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.shirtstastegood.com/shirts/things-rick-astley-will-never-do" target="_blank">Things Rick Astley Will Never Do t-shirt</a></p> <p>via <a href="http://www.cottonable.com/2009/07/i-know-things-rick-astley-will-and-will.html" target="_blank">Cottonable</a></p> </blockquote>http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/141160811http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/141160811Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:35:15 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EjqbzgGvuBc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EjqbzgGvuBc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>if you have watched Man Bites Dog. then this is for you to enjoy. </p>http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/140339790http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/140339790Sun, 12 Jul 2009 15:52:44 -0500<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/pMTa6k9hLpqvgcopxMZZo0h2o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.beeriety.com/post/139210051/sorry-michelob-beer-isnt-a-sport-drink-stop" target="_blank">beeriety</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a title="Beeriety - Sorry Michelob, Beer isn’t a sport drink. Stop counting calories." href="http://blog.beeriety.com/2009/07/10/sorry-michelob-beer-isnt-a-sport-drink-stop-counting-calories/" target="_blank"><b>Sorry Michelob, Beer isn’t a sport drink. Stop counting calories.</b></a></p> <p>From the Beeriety blog: Debunking ‘sports beer’ and other low calorie claims.</p> </blockquote>http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/139496383http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/139496383Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:26:49 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y9KyBdPeKHg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y9KyBdPeKHg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tmblg.com/post/139304376/ryan-oneal-performing-the-most-melodramatic-line" target="_blank">tmblg</a>:</p> <blockquote><h3>Ryan O’Neal performing the most melodramatic line reading ever in “Tough Guys Don’t Dance”</h3></blockquote>http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/139495159http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/139495159Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:23:59 -0500<p>the part in bruno when he get out of jail was filmed in hood co. i live in hood co. when me and the 10 of us saw that we flipped out and lit twitter on fire. its odd.</p>http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/138940685http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/138940685Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:54:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZW2qxFkcLM0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZW2qxFkcLM0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://topherchris.com/post/137729889/2012-its-a-disaster-this-is-the-most" target="_blank">topherchris</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>2012: It’s a Disaster!!!</strong></p> <p>This is the most brilliant thing I’ve seen in the last five minutes.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://hellaposer.com/" target="_blank">hellaposer</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/138282511http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/138282511Thu, 09 Jul 2009 03:37:33 -0500<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/b9vfl4b63pnm1fx3PPAOGeg8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/137747418/t-shirt-design-concept-of-the-day-robocopper-by" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>T-Shirt Design Concept of the Day:</b> “Robocopper” by <a href="http://www.ollymoss.com/" target="_blank">Olly Moss</a>.</p> <p>Expected to be sold for $10 <a href="http://shirt.woot.com/" target="_blank">via Woot</a>. Details to come.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ollym/3701124706/" target="_blank">via</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/138281189http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/138281189Thu, 09 Jul 2009 03:33:56 -0500<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/dnftjdAvcpg80nkfPv2Y516So1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thisisacoolattitude.com/post/134756061/seanorr-negativepleasure-geek-orthodox-who" target="_blank">thisisacoolattitude</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://seanorr.tumblr.com/post/134744705/negativepleasure-geek-orthodox-who-needs-to-hang" target="_blank">seanorr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://negativepleasure.tumblr.com/post/134687062/geek-orthodox-who-needs-to-hang-around" target="_blank">negativepleasure</a>:</p> <blockquote><a href="http://geek-orthodox.blogspot.com/2009/06/who-needs-to-hang-around.html" target="_blank">Geek Orthodox: Who Needs to Hang Around?</a></blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/135468250http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/135468250Sat, 04 Jul 2009 14:41:41 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sbRom1Rz8OA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sbRom1Rz8OA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://apollosraven.tumblr.com/post/135412726" target="_blank">apollosraven</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thewordunheard.tumblr.com/post/135412367/mutations-attackattack-pmbruce" target="_blank">thewordunheard</a>:<a href="http://mutations.tumblr.com/post/135409060/attackattack-pmbruce-washington" target="_blank">mutations</a>:<a href="http://attackattack.tumblr.com/post/135403232/pmbruce-washington-washington-i-know-ive" target="_blank">attackattack</a>:<a href="http://pmbruce.tumblr.com/post/135387585/washington-washington-i-know-ive-posted-this" target="_blank">pmbruce</a>:</p> <p>An essential J4 viewing.</p> </blockquote>http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/135465263http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/135465263Sat, 04 Jul 2009 14:33:35 -0500<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/pMTa6k9hLpi6bnliGbMkrYxdo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ohryankelley.com/post/135436369/happy-4th-of-july-from-beeriety" target="_blank">ohryankelley</a>:</p> <blockquote><b>Happy 4th of July from <a href="http://tumblr.beeriety.com/post/135426087/happy-4th-of-july" target="_blank">beeriety</a>!</b></blockquote>http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/135462931http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/135462931Sat, 04 Jul 2009 14:27:04 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zxl85Y_VSvM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zxl85Y_VSvM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://toomuchnick.com/post/134302865/aprilini-jason-bough-a-hatchet-by-giggle-party" target="_blank">nickdouglas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://aprilini.com/post/134292778/jason-bough-a-hatchet-by-giggle-party-ditreded" target="_blank">aprilini</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Jason Bough a Hatchet by <a href="http://www.myspace.com/wearegiggleparty" target="_blank">Giggle Party </a></p> <p>Ditreded by <a href="http://www.stephenwake.com/" target="_blank">Stephen Wake</a> (illustrator) and <a href="http://damienweighill.com/" target="_blank">Damien Weighill</a> (animator)</p> <p>Reasons to reblog (aka why this is awesome):</p> <ol> <li>Darth Vader playing the drums with ligh sabers</li> <li>Abe Lincoln</li> <li>Sheer level of song catchiness</li> <li>Fun typography</li> <li>Magnum P.I.</li> <li>Cartoon blood</li> <li>Number of pop culture references</li> </ol> <p>(plz note, vaguely NSFW and also lots of fake hatcheting it up)</p> </blockquote> <p>ALL THIS IS TRUE AND MORE</p> </blockquote>http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/134582934http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/134582934Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:57:44 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WzPDEirVTZk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WzPDEirVTZk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://girlwhosavedtheworld.tumblr.com/post/133950983/kaytee-this-is-the-single-greatest-moment-of" target="_blank">girlwhosavedtheworld</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kayteesays.com/post/133950408/this-is-the-single-greatest-moment-of-prime-time" target="_blank">kaytee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is the single greatest moment of prime time television of our lifetimes.</p> <p>I dare any of you to top it.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.bakon2k6.tumblr.com" target="_blank">bakon</a>:</p> i hate to be this guy, but almost any walker texas ranger clip can top this. this is still awesome. i like it, don’t get me wrong. i live in texas so you know. also its hard to type this out on a ps3. i will take any free computers of your hands.http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/134049644http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/134049644Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:52:00 -0500<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/xKP5mpCv3pd9ojwtiEpoGGnwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>i’m playing keyboard in a david bowie cover band called ”the river brave” </p>http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/133686943http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/133686943Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:20:44 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-jBKKV2V8eU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-jBKKV2V8eU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/133588759/this-is-funny-you-should-watch-it-of-the-day-do" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day:</b> Do you suffer from First-Person Shooter disease? Learn to recognize the symptoms with this helpful video from the fine fellows at <a href="http://landlinetv.com/" target="_blank">Landline TV</a>.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jBKKV2V8eU" target="_blank">via</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/133682328http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/133682328Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:11:04 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FRyvLWU2e5o&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FRyvLWU2e5o&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>want: super twin pulsejet bike! </p>http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/131005458http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/131005458Fri, 26 Jun 2009 23:26:10 -0500<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/P8IXBolt7oy5g8clLNqMEVN0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/129779765http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/129779765Wed, 24 Jun 2009 23:25:33 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Zdz88MBWomo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Zdz88MBWomo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.davidkaneda.com/post/129130188/james-brown-gives-you-dancing-lessons-this-is" target="_blank">davidkaneda</a>:</p> <blockquote>James Brown gives you dancing lessons — This is the real reason our company is called Morfunk. (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/fredpixlab" target="_blank">fredpixlab</a>)</blockquote>http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/129137694http://bakon2k6.tumblr.com/post/129137694Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:02:07 -0500